- Name - Jean Chicoine, aka Zak Michigan, poet, Bob Invisible, spy, Sand Darsan, exotriper, Johnny B Good, old bugger, and Osama bin Frenchie, semiologist!
- Straight/gay/bi? - Straight.
- Single? - Yes, and it's been quite a while goddammit!
- Birth date: - December 1st, 1952. Time flies, baby, time flies.
- Height? - 175 cm.
- Eye color - Hazelnut.
- Happy with it? - Sure.
- Pets? - 1 slim cat.
- Piercings? - No.
- Tattoos? - No.
- Obsessions? - My writing, my 9 year old daughter (a real fashionista, that one), music, computers, spy movies, books, linguistics, philosophy, astronomy.
- What is the compliment you get most from people? - My sense of humour.
- Can you sing? - Yeah, right!
- Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? - My hair's thinning out and that bugs me big time. My gut's kind of getting round. Also, I can be a cold bastard, although I've somewhat tamed that part of me with age.
- What do you like the most about your body? - My hair, still down to the shoulders and white. My legs, strong, I've been walking all my life. My eyes.
- and the least? - My gut.

DO YOU?
- Smoke? Yes.
- Do drugs? Lady Jane.
- Read the newspaper? No.
- Pray? No.
- Go to church? No.
- Talk to people even though you hate them? No.
- Drive? Yes, but I don't like cars. I'm waiting for teleportation. I'm a very patient man.
- Like to drive fast? If I were a Formula One driver, you bet! Otherwise, like I said, couldn't care less for cars.
- Like your voice? I guess.
- Hurt yourself? Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER?
- Been out of the country? No, but I've been traveling the Milky Way, though!
- Had sex? Yes.
- Been in love? Yes.
- Had a surgery? No.
- Ran away from home? Yes.
- Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?? No.
- Thought about suicide? Yes.
- Talked on the phone all night? No.
- Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex? Yes.
- Killed someone? Only in my fantasies.
- Had sex with a stranger? Well, if I count the two times I had sex with a hooker quite a while back, yes.
- Thought you're going crazy? No.
- Kissed the same sex? Yes. Once. To check it out.
- Done anything sexual with the same sex? Yes. The same guy I kissed. It was fun.
- Stolen anything? Yep. Did a bit of time.
- Been on radio/TV? Both, when my book got published.

If I were a month I would be July.
If I were a day of the week I would be Saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be night.
If I were a planet I would be Tralfamadore.
If I were a direction I would be forward.
If i were a liquid I would be strong coffee of course.
If I were a flower/plant I would be Lady Jane.
If I were an animal I would be an eagle.
If I were a color I would be blue.
If I were a fruit I would be a nut!
If I were an element I would be air.
If I were a food I would be tomato sandwich, toasted.
If I were a place I would be the sky.
If I were a body part I would be the eyes.